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12/03/2005 Entry: "Why Can't Anyone Tell I'm Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?"
Why Can't Anyone Tell I'm Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?
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And Noah, the irony does not end there! That fancy expensive tailored business suit and the silk tie and the cufflinks and the starched white shirt - they aren't really yours! You are suffering from Yuppie Identity Shift. You are NOT in fact a successful lawyer with a home in the suburbs!
So get rid of that preppie haircut and get yourself a mohawk. Stop telling people you are a successful lawyer. Start wearing old rags.
And those silk socks you bought to match the Ferragamo captoes? I assume you are wearing them in the photo: that is why you look so smug.
Well, you have to take them off, and wander the streets in your bare feet. Yes - life is ironic for those with Yuppie Identity Shift!
Posted by Peter Everett @ 12/10/2005 09:53 AM CST
