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[Previous entry: "Loneliness kills."] [Main Index] [Next entry: "New condoms to come with 'liquid viagra.'"] 05/04/2005 Entry: "New cat and girl." New cat and girl. I'm sure you can come up with more of these "reverse birthdays." 30 - if you're still listening to the music you listened to in high school then you will listen to that music until your dying day. In fact it will be played at your funeral. 15 - if you haven't developed type I diabetes, you never will, but if you haven't kissed a girl yet you might be gay. 23 - if you haven't had alcohol poisoning yet, you probably never will. 50 - if your parents havent divorced yet, they never will, but they will die soon.
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