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04/03/2005 Entry: "How not to beat a breathalyzer."
How not to beat a breathalyzer.
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One of the greatest lines I've ever heard was a friend who got pulled over and had to take a drunk test (walking the line, saying the alphabet backwards).
The officer said to him, you going to have to take a test. My friend, without missing beat, said: are you grading on a curve?
He was promptly arrested.
Posted by larf @ 04/03/2005 02:38 PM CST
